In its formative years, Team Zito somehow developed a reputation as a group that was intellectually challenged. Disturbed by this notion, they embarked on an international search for a player of true genius. Their quest led them
to France, where genius is commonplace. There they found Mark Schultz, a young engineer who had just completed a major contract with the French army. (He developed a system for modifying tank transmissions so that they had 12 speeds in reverse, and one forward.) This, clearly, was our man. Recent
analysis indicated that he had an IQ of 2516. When this score was averaged with his teammates, the Zitotians achieved double digits!! Not only can the guy play tennis, he reads to us.