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Dick "Fancy Feet" Robison
Email • dick@teamzito.com

Young Robison was taller at birth than the rest of the team is now. Dick was not recruited to be a Zitotian, he was sent to us by one of our devious opponents. This transaction was a transparent attempt to demoralize the rest of the group by instigating feelings of shortness. Once again the evildoers were thwarted by the clever and virtuous Zitotistas! We simply cut the legs off of his barstool. Dick spends his idle hours designing cool homes, building them, and wishing he could get paid. We love it when he pats us on the head.